I’m bed bound today and I thought I’d spend some time blogging. One of the most interesting, and sometimes most hilariously shocking parts of blogging is reading through what people have typed into their search engine to come across your blog. Some of these searches I am seriously worried for…

This is only a little bit of fun for me and no names have been stated – and don’t worry, no names are ever actually available to me through the searches, everything has always come through anonymously!

But, I felt the need to share some of these with you. I’d love to see your reactions!

1. “Sugar mummies contact numbers”.

2. “How can I join those who do sex video?”

3. “People having sex through the ostomy”

4. “I have sex with bags”

5. “Pics of gothic girls with stomas”

6. “About life f****** me f****** stomach”

7. “Can you do oral to your ostomy?”

8. “How can I bag myself without sexual intercourse?”

9. “Ileostomy person do sex?”

And finally, please take a deep breath for this one and remember that everyone is different.

10. “If I cut my stoma off what would happen?”

I’m sorry I went a little bit over board on this one but I just… I just don’t know.